The Upper Slobbovian lady then stood up, holding a sweater that featured one of her own family patterns, which she had taken from the souvenir stand. She said to the group, "But this sweater from your circle clearly shows one of our own unique Upper Slobbovian patterns! Also, the Upper Slobbovian Ladies Knitting Circle is still active, and we were knitting these patterns years ago when nobody else was interested in preserving them. This pattern even came from our website!" Whereupon the heavy-set woman from Slob Mountain jumped up and shouted, "Where did you get that pattern! That's stolen property!" She charged straight at the Upper Slobbovian lady, ripped the sweater from her hands, threw a punch and knocked her sprawling. The heavy woman's girlfriend quickly stood up and chirrupped, "this meeting is now adjourned for lunch."
Posted by jjeffrey at November 7, 2003 07:33 PM